I like my Facebook messages like my Fast & Furious movies: unseen.

Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn’t want to do anything if you guys said NO.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? “That’s the end of me!”

If I was a germ, I’d probably be from the 0.01% that Purell can not kill.

Lol (sorry for my bad english)

What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This.

What’s gray and can’t fly? A parking lot.

So they’re bringing in 100 fine for bad driving… How sexist is that? (via Jimmy Carr)

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? Her: What? You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i’m (your name)

What does a nosy pepper do? He get jalepeno business.