What’s small red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy… …but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.

Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house.

Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late.

Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children’s tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do.

Why do black people have white palms? There’s a little bit of good in everybody

I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A… we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A.

What has one “n”, two “g”s, an “i”, “e”, and an “r” and you can only say this word when you belong to this group? ginger

So…the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

So, Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they’re printing ninten-dough.