How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone? A Hans free device

I realised today after seeing gray hair in the mirror that my dream of being a child star will never happen.

You know pornstar are really violent people… Everything always comes to blows.

Confucius say… Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don’t like it, you just shake it and start over.

2017 New Years Resolution First step: write down the resolu

Two wrongs don’t make a right Take your parents for example

What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution

Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north? A pair of ducks.