Why did the cow tip over? Excellent service.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One’s a marsupial, the other’s a Geordie stuck in a lift

Do you want to here a joke about TCP Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it?

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee

What happens to a drunk vampire? They get a fangover.

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

Anyone remember the Boxer rebellion? Thank god it was only for a brief moment.

Why are politicians assholes so clean? Because all their shit comes out of their mouth!

What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket … I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.