I have CDO… It’s like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order

Q: Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? A: It was a litterbug.

Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead.

Economists say the recession ended last year. Good to know. I’ll bring that up at the dinner table tonight over our single bean.

Bridge is like sex. If you don’t have a partner you better have a good hand

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table? giANT!!

Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]

Trust Mom!

Nothing makes you feel more insignificant than still having 85% battery at noon.

What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black? Artificial intelligence