What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss

I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works.

Why did man invent the shipping cart? To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who’s up all night wondering if there is a dog.

We changed our dog’s name to Dad. Because he kept running away

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Do you know why the marketing company started hiring pedophiles? They wanted to get in touch with this generation of children.

Why didn’t Barbie and Ken’s relationship work out? Because Ken always came in another box.

Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow

My previous relationship was like a presidential term. It aged me prematurely and my replacement was elected two months before I was officially out of office!