Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!

What’s lil Wayne’s favorite pizza? Lil seizure

Mom says to Dad: “I’ve found a BDSM magazine under our son’s bed. What are we supposed to do about it?” Dad replies: “I don’t know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong.”

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? You can actually punch information into a computer.

How did San Diego get its name? Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Throwing a grenade at someone who’s taking a selfie is photobombing, right?

Daughter: dad Im a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I’m a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do

Dicaprio finally won an Oscar!!! Sorry wrong sub…

The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month. Igor: Jamaica? Dr. Frankenstein: Yes.

What do you call a snail on a sail boat? A snailor