What do u call a stereotypical Vietnamese commie He is so-viet

What is a Skywalker’s preferred temperature? Lukewarm. I’ll show myself out.

Isn’t it amazing that human brains are still faster than supercomputers? Eventually they’ll start putting wheels on the machines though.

Jury duty [Burps] Wow, excuse me. Judge: You’re excu-STOP THAT!

The scariest moment in any man’s life is when his wife stops talking and it’s his turn to say something in a conversation he’s been ignoring

[Job Interview] “It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?” “36” “That’s not even close” “But it was quick”

Giving your kid a recorder and telling him to go home and practice is how teachers get revenge on society for paying them so poorly.

The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man.

Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls

Q. What’s the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.