Me: will I find true love? Ouji Board: A R E Y O U H U N G R Y Me: dammit grandma not now

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Battering Ram Barbie …Barbie’s head on the end of a battering ram

Drinking hard liquor is… pretty whisky business.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne? Bolognese sauce

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows? Dairy

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire? Only 1, unless it’s a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam? He couldn’t get the saddest fraction.

The person who invented knock knock jokes… Deserves a no bell prize.

Etsy is like your Aunt taking acid. It’s lonely and crafty and tries to convince you that spoons should be necklaces.