Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s Table? Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!

First post and an original How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? ……………… Wonton

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time? MC Escher

Brexit EU now has 1 GB of free space!!

My wife & I couldn’t agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. “What did you do?” We finally found a happy medium

What do you call an envious ocean? A jealou’sea’

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts.

Dang girl are you a CS map? Cause you’re looking DE_licious tonight.

*seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*