What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er.

Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!

My brother bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, “Crick”.

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa? Because it’s normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What’s 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars

So, Noah found two polar bears in the Mideast? And after the flood, he took them back to Canada? That sounds plausible. #GodScience

“911 what’s your emergency” IM DYING “what happened” I GOT STABBED LIKE 3 TIMES “lol pics or didn’t happen”

Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn’t Nintendo.

You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You’re not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently.