Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters? TIE tanium

My parents treat me like a god They dont believe in me

Two men walk into a bar… The 3rd one ducked.

Do you know what the difference is between a joke and a dick? Girls never laugh at my jokes. 🙁

If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6’s? Jew-boats.

Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!

Why are boys faster than girls? Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC. I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!