If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware? I dunno, Alaska.

So two mushrooms walk into an elevator. One turns to the other and says, “There’s not mushroom in here is there?”

Why should a man never bang his best friend? He’ll probably catch fleas

If you see your friend Jack on the plane… Don’t say hi. Especially if his last name is King.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What’s Black on top and White bottom? rape

What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

How do you call a singing PC? a dell

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review? Too many plot holes.

Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall… …As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: ‘that’s a little condescending’.