What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!

And now for a brief trip back to the early 90’s. Knock knock. Who’s there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*

What do black people drive? house prices down

Why don’t cannibals eat pantomimes? Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste.

I almost wish the guy I’m stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping.

“Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius’ house” In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps.

have you ever tasted african food? don’t worry if you haven’t, neither have they

A paraplegic gets hired to play a lead role in a horror film The Silence of The Limbs

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard