When a CW is coming out of the men’s room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that’s the polite thing to do.

What came first the car or the wheel? The car because a wheel isn’t cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Your restraining order says “no”, but the 1/8″ gap between your living room curtains says “yes”.

People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses.

Well if there’s one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow’s inauguration … Orange is the new Black

If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit

gardening i spent alot of my days trying to grow a specific seasoning in my garden. it took forever, but once it finally produced, i had the thyme of my life.

What is Trump’s favorite movie? “Octopussy”

Worst pickup lines I love bad/funny pickup lines, lets see what you guys’ got!