How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on Deus Voltage

4 words Donald Trump Presidential Library

What do you call a rapsit that gets raped? JUSTICE

yo mama so old Her first Christmas was the first Christmas

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed

[first date] her: so are you a dog or cat person? me: *long dramatic pause* well… i’m almost positive that i’m just a normal person..?

A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped.

My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He’s gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood

Is the Black Friday name racist? Because everything’s a steal?

Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side.