I like my men like I like my grapes Black and twenty at a time

Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience.

Why there is no windows 9 Because 7 8 9 Heehaww

My pessimism has never failed me, but I’m sure someday it will.

Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12. #threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem

Did you hear about the musician who couldn’t even pay to be in tune? He was only a few cents off.

I just flushed a stink bug down the toilet along with the dump. Who’s the stink bug now, Bitch?

Why is sonic the answer to every google search? Because he shows up the fastest.

What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese

All racist jokes are the same If you’ve heard Juan you heard Jamal.