People without profile photos, put your photo up ’cause there’s no way you’re as fat as we’re all imagining.

“Hey left ball!”…”What, right ball?” Who’s the penis in betweenus?

Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists… They did unspeakable things to her.

Do you know what the best part about banging 21 year olds is? There’s 21 of them.

Knock Knock Knock knock. Who’s there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)

That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide.

The neighbours dog has jumped up into my garden so much that he’s totally destroyed the fence. Figured here’s the best place to get it fixed as everyone is a certified reposter.

What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!

What the difference between Reddit and other sites? On some of them you actually have a voat

I had a rib removed so I could cry further into my lap