I saw a van covered in dirt… I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written “I wish my wife was as dirty as this van”. I wrote “she is-when you’re at work!”

A Short Offensive and Original Joke What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people? Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank

“This is bullshit” – bull farmer giving barn tours

*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*

What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I’ve been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha.

Did you hear about the farmer who was a heroin addict? He had to quit in the end, because he couldn’t find a needle in a haystack.

If attacked by a mob of clowns… Go for the juggler.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose

Everything always ends well. If not it’s probably not the end.