Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn’t read the entire article.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once? Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don’t do drugs.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B

Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that’s hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you’re the same.

Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people.

What is the slowest ship? A snail boat.

ISIS frequently takes credit for random attacks even when they had nothing to do with them, making ISIS basically the Fat Jew of terrorism

Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions.

Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?

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