How do you get teh bee off the toilet? You piss it off.

I’ve been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now……. thank you very much, I need somebo….. GOD Damn IT!!

A little boy says, Dad,……. A little boy says, Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.’ Son,’ says the dad. That happens everywhere.’

Documentaries must provide 90% of the employment for violin players.

Want to know a 100% effective form of birth control? Abortion 0_o

Ever notice it’s only “stalking” if the person doing the stalking is unattractive.

Do you have oxygen and potassium? Because you seem OK. I’m not sorry

Two crows sitting on a fence. Attempted murder.

What is worse than bad grammar? pour grammar

The most artistic boxer Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He’s like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world.