What do you call batman when he skips church? christian bale

I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!

JOB INTERVIEWER: So what are your biggest weaknesses? HE-MAN: Well, I- *job interviewer’s fake mustache falls off and it’s Skeletor*

What do you call a Muslim on a plane. The pilot, you racist bitch.

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my uncle Charlie Not kicking and screaming like the passengers on his bus

Why don’t you see any slow black people? They’re all in jail.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in the fridge? There are footprints in the butter

What do Muslims do at a Rammstein concert du fast

The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees The man will start unzipping