White people will swim with sharks, wrestle with alligators, and sleep with tigers…. ….but get nervous when a person of color walks by. Sounds about white.

Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team…

Great Barrier Reef is ‘almost dead’, say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a “Good Barrier Reef”.

Wouldn’t it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?

I’ve had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans… I don’ wanna taco ’bout it.

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I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it’s partly cloudy with a chance of bomb.

I started reading a book about anti-gravity… …now I can’t put it down.

Why cant some one stay straight while playing hide n seek in IKEA?… …cuz they’ll have to come out of the closet at some point.

*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice.