Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you 😉 An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: “Colour it!” 😀

What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? “Oh, ewe”

A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. “Herman, I can’t believe you did this. Why?” “Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman.”

I used to forget time with you. Now, I’ll just forget you with time.

Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren’t affectionate out of bed.

What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANES! When do we want them?! NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!

What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with? Thyme management

What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice

What’s worse than lime? Sublime.