What do you call a whale that isn’t wearing any underwear? Free Willy

Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it “rain”

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon.

Girl, did you take a massage therapy course at a community college with questionable credentials? Because you’re rubbing me the wrong way.

Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself.

I got pulled over for running a stop sign. The cop says, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read.

What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes

If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won’t get another chance like this.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach? Do you mind getting out of my son.

One blonde says to another, “I slept with a Brazilian last night”. The other blonde says, “Wow, how many is that”?