Joke Who wants hear a pun about ghosts?

Toasts are like parents… If they are black, you have nothing to eat

What does Batman like in his drinks? Just ice

CONSERVE ENERGY: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?

What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne

if i were a cab driver, i’d scream “ROAD TRIP” every time i got a passenger

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey But then I turned myself around. So that’s what it’s all about.

“On my way” I said, pretending to drive my bed.

My mom should have been on a plane that crashed on 9/11 *I* think.

“My wife is like Whiskey.” “Oh yeah, she gets better with age?” “No, she gives me a headache.”