ever have sex while camping? it’s fucking in tents

At least my masseuse has my back.

My wife refused to do anal. She said she had a Boo-T-I.

I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all.

The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine.

I sexually identify as a Canadian… I’m eh-sexual.

The most courageous thing a TV show can do now is keep all its characters alive.

How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick.

In a Mediterranean restaurant…(xpost /r/puns) What did the sick chef say to the bus boy? “Oh man, I feelafal”

Why did Farmer John let his grapes go dry? He had his raisins . . .