Short Jokes
Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said “Peter, come forth”. Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and he is healed. Next he says “Mary, come forth” But Mary came fifth and won a toaster.
Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said “Peter, come forth”. Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and he is healed. Next he says “Mary, come forth” But Mary came fifth and won a toaster.