Short Jokes
5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That’s a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That’s a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.