Short Jokes
Son: DAD! There’s a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] “Whatcha gonna do ’bout it big guy?”
Son: DAD! There’s a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] “Whatcha gonna do ’bout it big guy?”