Short Jokes
[deathbed] ME: Give me that sword & I’ll haunt it when I die SON: I made this [hands me cake] ME: No! [dies] CAKE: [in my voice] God damn it
[deathbed] ME: Give me that sword & I’ll haunt it when I die SON: I made this [hands me cake] ME: No! [dies] CAKE: [in my voice] God damn it