Short Jokes
I was sitting on the toilet, constipated… The undropped turd asked me, “Man, what did you eat?!” “A pound of cheese,” I said. The turd said, “You’re shittin’ me.” I said, “I shit you not.”
I was sitting on the toilet, constipated… The undropped turd asked me, “Man, what did you eat?!” “A pound of cheese,” I said. The turd said, “You’re shittin’ me.” I said, “I shit you not.”