Short Jokes
[1st day as police officer] PARTNER: THAT CAR FLEW BY DOING 126 MPH! LET’S ROLL! ME: Um, ok, but I literally JUST got this ice cream cone.
[1st day as police officer] PARTNER: THAT CAR FLEW BY DOING 126 MPH! LET’S ROLL! ME: Um, ok, but I literally JUST got this ice cream cone.