Short Jokes
[in car with wife] “did you take $20 from my purse?” *sips $3 coffee* no *gets rear ended and $17 worth of sour candy falls out of glovebox*
[in car with wife] “did you take $20 from my purse?” *sips $3 coffee* no *gets rear ended and $17 worth of sour candy falls out of glovebox*