Short Jokes
Husband: “I have good news and bad news” Wife: “Tell me the bad news first.” Husband: “The washing machine broke.” Wife: “And the good news?” Husband: “The dogs are clean.”
Husband: “I have good news and bad news” Wife: “Tell me the bad news first.” Husband: “The washing machine broke.” Wife: “And the good news?” Husband: “The dogs are clean.”