Short Jokes
Brain: Compliment her eyes Me: Yeah? Brain: Trust me “YOUR EYES ARE BLUE LIKE BLUEBERRIES & THEY’RE PROBABLY SQUISHY TOO.” Brain: Perfect!
Brain: Compliment her eyes Me: Yeah? Brain: Trust me “YOUR EYES ARE BLUE LIKE BLUEBERRIES & THEY’RE PROBABLY SQUISHY TOO.” Brain: Perfect!