Short Jokes
Cop: Is that a turtle? Me: … Cop: Painted blue? Me: … Cop: With nails glued on? Me: … Cop: Mario Kart’s not real Me: YOURE NOT REAL
Cop: Is that a turtle? Me: … Cop: Painted blue? Me: … Cop: With nails glued on? Me: … Cop: Mario Kart’s not real Me: YOURE NOT REAL