Short Jokes
“Daddy, are vampires real?” “No, sweetie. Go back to bed.” *waits until daughter is asleep* *grabs red Sharpie* *draws 2 dots on her neck*
“Daddy, are vampires real?” “No, sweetie. Go back to bed.” *waits until daughter is asleep* *grabs red Sharpie* *draws 2 dots on her neck*