May 25, 2018 Short Jokes Shot my dog ‘s’mornin’ Farmer: “Shot my dog ‘s’mornin’ Friend: “Were he mad?” Farmer: “Twernt too pleased.” Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ