Short Jokes
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision
My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I’ll be on a short leash though so I won’t run off into the woods like last time.
I use to have a job working in an elevator… it had its ups and downs
History exam. There was no match for the history exam that Mr. Grey had set for his students. It was the Grey test of all time.
What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love? “You know, they’re right . . . we do taste like chicken!”
What’s an Islamist’s favourite crop? Rice is.
I saw a beautiful pumpkin today… It was gourdeous.
What’s the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out..
What’s the smelliest breed of dog? A poo-dle
“I lost my Khakis” – a guy from Boston who lost his car keys.