I thought about being a mortician On one hand people are dying to get into that field but i hear its dead end job

What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr

The expression should be “seeing things eyes to eyes”. Otherwise you’re suggesting a meeting of the minds between Cyclops

Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.

I was laying on my SO’s chest and commented on how comfortable it was… And she hits me with a “It’s like it’s MAMMorey foam!” line. I was quite impressed.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze

What is Wun-Wun’s favorite activity? Taekwundo.

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

going to do everything the Nyquil bottle tells me not to