My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning.

What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre

Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin’ “good morning” to ’em. That’s a thing people used to do. Google it

An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government

I was going to tell a joke about sodium But Na

Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don’t work.

I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty.

Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit – how Game of Thrones started, probably.