I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty.

Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit – how Game of Thrones started, probably.

I didn’t study for my Star Wars test.. So I’m getting Alderaan answers

People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone.

What do you call a sophisticated American? Canadian

A blind man walks into a bar… …and a table… and a chair.

A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife’s washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn’t looking where he was going. The man’s dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity.

What are the other letters of the alphabet? Nazis.

A girl a day keeps the hand away.